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Amüsantes aus der Computerwelt.
| What
if Operating Systems ran
Airlines?

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DOS Airline:
Everybody
pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let the plane
coast until it hits the ground again, then push again, jump on again,
and so on.
Mac Airways:
All
the stewards, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents look the
same, act the same, and talk the same. Every time you ask questions
about details, you are told you don't need to know, don't want to know,
and everything will be done for you without you having to know, so just
shut up.
Windows Airline:
The
airport terminal is nice and colorful with friendly stewards, easy
access to the plane, an uneventful takeoff .... then the plane blows up
without any warnings whatsoever.
Fly NT:
Everyone
marches out onto the runway says the password in unison, and forms the
outline of an airplane. Then they all sit down and make a whooshing
sound like they're flying.
Unix Airline:
Everyone
brings one piece of the plane with them when they come to the airport.
They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece,
arguing constantly about what kind of plane they're building.
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